Monster jokes
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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?
He was convicted of fragrancy.
On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."
Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper.
Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.
What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels?
A monster on roller-skates.
What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?
Run through the back door.
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