Monster jokes
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First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out.
Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!
What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?
Anything you like ? he can't hear you.
The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.
How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand?
On their warts.
Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him?
Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.
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