Monster jokes
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An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop.
'Quick!' shouted the tailor to his assistant. 'Hide the "Free Alterations" sign!'
What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?
A monster in a traffic jam.
What is a monster's favourite society?
The Consumers' Association.
How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?
When it comes out in conversation.
FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand.
SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't!
FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it.
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