Monster jokes
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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?
A budgerigrrrrr!
FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.
BERT MONSTER: That's nothing. My sister's tongue is so long, she can lick an envelope after she's posted it.
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night.
BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.
Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?
Because the players keep dribbling on it.
FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight.
SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you?
FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends.
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