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Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
He had a crush on her.
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker."
What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?
He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?
Daddy.
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