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What is a monster's favourite drink?
Demonade.
What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
What's the hardest part of making monster soup?
Stirring it.
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?
SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.
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