Monster jokes
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MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers?
Use the spade like everyone else.
Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table?
Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.
Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else?
Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.
Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea?
Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.
Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium.
Little monster: Why not?
Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache.
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